Miss Otis' Regrets

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I GUESS I SHOULDN’T MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT TURNING THIRTY.

AFTER ALL, WHEN MITT ROMNEY WAS THIRTY THE MORMON FAITH DIDN’T ALLOW BLACK PEOPLE TO BECOME PRIESTS OR ENTER THE SACRED TEMPLE BECAUSE NEGRO SKIN WAS THE MARK OF CAIN AND ALL BLACK PEOPLE WERE CURSED BY GOD, AND HE WAS STILL YOUNG AND SILLY ENOUGH TO THINK THAT KIND OF BLATANT NONSENSICAL RACIST BULLSHIT WAS TOTALLY OKAY.

IT’S PROBABLY ONLY IN YOUR FORTIES THAT YOU START TO USE YOUR BRAIN AND STUFF. I STILL HAVE TIME.